Hamsters and their quest for world domination

Hamsters and their quest for world domination ? Hamsters? I have heard. Who cares about some fury little rodents. You Po 'ignorant fool, you? again pay the price for his stupidity when lead Hamsters to increase their safety and destroy their LAME SPECIES! We are closer to this Than you think. While you sleep, is slowly expanding our influence. At first Was small. So, first discovered in 1930 by zoologist and Professor Aharoni in University of Jerusalem, the Syrian desert, which quickly made the trip with the four Coers of the globe. With the exception of Hawaii, which does not allow its Residents of the same hamster. The law was passed, hoping prevent escaped hamsters Playback and play up the ecosystem. Huh.Acting small pets and children has given us control of the most ancient of house and, therefore, our first show of power! But many of us are used to - and remain - laboratory experiments, due to our higher disease-free and that we have a new litter every month. Now that we have a extremely high tolerance and taste for alcohol (our tolerance is equivalent to 40 times the human tolerance in proportion to body weight), the experiments are capable regarding the scientists are testing a Chinese herb for its effectiveness in reducing alcohol Consumption. Thus, if a late night, you see a run-down drunk hamster on the street, clutch a lamp support, to know what has been done in the name of science. (But with our brainwashing processing capacity of our owners, many have expressed their displeasure with these practices and protested against them, we are free! But our secret plans were almost ruined when a game released in Sega Called Genesis? Toe Jam and Earl? hamsters in hamster balls offered poor Boys in the game. Fortunately sold short, and therefore not many people in our Darkside and who did, saw as a joke and thought it was funny. Just as I thought that was clear, an episode? Pinky and the brain? A bad coffee hamster that looked like a So Low seeking to dominate the world. And therefore not Is our insurance coverage. We have also done so far, as a candidate president of the United States for 2004! (We set for world domination! Fuimos free that their corruption and incompetence.Unfortunately the last moment, someone reliesed Diddley squat and Bupkes Are hamsters. Netherlands the lowest. A new campaign for 2008 is underway and this We have prepared. While the fact that our average life of 3 years and only the size of your hand might seem to count against us, we have carefully created complex messages disguised propaganda music Entertainment Group (which should be much more our ultimate success, for example, attempts to raw "Four against Willi", a game show West Germany. Hosted by German comedian / singer Mike Krueger, where two families of four members of each course head to head competition, participating in Some zany competitions, many of whom entered hamster-related events, such as Running on a giant wheel. It was canceled after a few shows, in 1987.And if I say 1000 days instead of 3 years, which sounds like a lot to write bigger.Hamster