Meeting Leo, for the first time

Meeting Leo, for the first time I had to Pam for a few weeks and during that time I had only the tail of her cat, which ran under the bed or futon sofa that had. He does not seem to be very friendly to everyone. Pam said it would take some 'time for him to warm up to me. Just do not expect him to let me pet him, or it may contain, Pam said, as he is pure? Women? cat.Having a day off a week of work, when it was Pam, I thought it would be a nice surprise at the dinner awaiting them when they are at home. We had already exchanged house keys, so I thought this would be a special delicacy for her. I have heard of the shop and took some fresh vegetables and steak, and even a box of food for Leo. Then I ran the florist shop for some flowers.Making to Pam apartment, I went in fully expecting to see a flash of fur flying under the couch. Instead, Leo sits on the sofa, reading the Wall Street Joual, with copies of the money and the magazine Fortune magazine on its side! It has a cigar hanging from his mouth, open a Coors Light at the end of the table (without Coaster), and participates in its ass.He looks to me as I walk and wants to know what the hell am I doing, I came to cook, I tell him, him and I have a can of tuna, 9 Lives dinner I went to a house him.Leo:? This is bull, if you have ever had the idea that I like 9 Lives cat food? George:? Hey friend, because I am from Pam, I thought it would be nice to treat a special dinner and for the treatment of something? Leo:? Let me tell you something Jurgen You are out of the championship! First of all, I only eat Science Diet Cuts salty. Second, do not appreciate just walk in here without knocking! Thirdly: You are truly an ass in my book, and since I do not know what Pam sees in her, why not just stay away? George:? Well I'm from Pam Leo, it is not, that is, unless, Pam wants to tu it off. Now tell me, how long you have been drinking beer? Leo:? Obviously not long enough to forget, you Moron. George:? So I am sorry you feel that way, but it must have been used to my way around. Tell me something, what are the magazines and newspapers here? I have not seen here before. Leo:? I read that my investment. As I said, you are out of your league, Jurgen. You should try reading some time! From what I understand, you have problems, strokes in the Sunday comics! Here's one for you, have you ever been an asshole in plastic? George: No, Leo, I did not? Leo:? Then pull the license? And with Leo who went into a fit of uncontrollable laughter, rolling off the sofa in the process, knocking over a beer and buing a hole in the futon with his cigar. "Ah, ah Jurgen, I will be there first, the chaos and Pam here will think you did." By this time, I hear a key in the lock. Leo takes his newspaper and magazines, throws the cigar in the bathroom and under the head bed.If Pam, it was not worth it, the cat would be history! I wonder if you feel that this story? Jurgen - errr, George is in the air National Guard plays a game of online poker and is now under development in the life of Leo in a story published. Leo, see